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Dec 14, 2010

If you love someone..



Old Sayings..... 

If you love someone, set her free... 
If she comes back, she's yours, 
If she doesn't, she never was.... 

The New Versions..... 

Pessimist: 
If you love someone, set her free... 
If she ever comes back, she's yours, 
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was 

Optimist: 
If you love someone, set her free... 
Don't worry, she will come back. 

Suspicious: 
If you love someone, set her free... 
If she ever comes back, ask her why. 

Impatient: 
If you love someone, set her free... 
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her. 

Patient
If you love someone, set her free... 
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back... 

Playful: 
If you love someone, set her free... 
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat * 

Animal-Rights Activist: 
If you love someone, set her free, 
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! 

Lawyers: 
If you love someone, set her free, 
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial 
Freedom Act clearly states that... 

Bill Gates:
If you love someone, set her free, 
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and 
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. 

Biologist:
If you love someone, set her free, She'll evolve. 

Statisticians: 
If you love someone, set her free, 
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high. 
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. 

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, set her free, SHE'LL BE BACK! 

Over possessive person:
If you love someone don't set her free. 

HR specialist:
If you love someone set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits. 
Then out source her. 

MBA: 
If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously 

Psychologist: 
If you love someone set her free 
If she comes back her super ego is dominant 
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme 
If her doesn’t go, she must be crazy. 

Somnambulist:
If you love someone set her free 
If she comes back it's a nightmare 
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming. 

Rhett Butler (Gone With the Wind):
If you love someone set YOURSELF FREE 
If she asks you why say you don't give a damn. 

ERP functional expert:
If you love someone set her free 
If she comes back, map her into your system 
If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis 

Finance expert:
If you love someone set her free 
If she comes back it’s time to look fresh loans. 
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone badly. 

Marketing Expert:
If you love someone set her free 
If she comes back she has brand loyalty 
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets. 


I LOVE YOU



So, which one are you?

3 comments:

Pejalan Kaki said...

this is totally me~ hua3!! ;p

Suspicious:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Balqis Riza said...

hello..nak share ye..amik link letak kat FB :)
btw, kalau my version,
if u love someone, set them free..
if they come back, set them on fire :D

haha ~

hana_aniz said...

pejalan kaki: ko memang. haha

balqis riza: wah! terbaik! haha silalah la share.

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